The Johns of Justice

Now, i've been readin micheal moore books, and they are actually veryy good. I love them superemely, and here is one of my fav things from "Adventures in a Tv Nation".

It is called the johns of justice, so woman can pee freely without line ups. It goes like this:

THe Johns of Justice
words and music by Jay Martel

A might rig came rumblin'
On down the intersate
With diesel engines gunnin'
And five Port-O-Sans as freight.
Salvation to each woman
Who can't heed nature's call,
Here come the Johns Of Justice
Relieveing one and all.

The pedal's to the metal
Cause you know they've got a date,
Speedin' past the smokies
'Cause there's woman who can't wait.
Wherever there are vitcims
of potty prejudice,
Here come the Johns of Justice
Rollin' through the mist.

Yipee-ki-yay!
Floosh!
Yipee-ki-yay!
Floosh!

When Pro Line canned their woman
Instead of building cans,
When Nabisco told their sisters
To go only on demand,
Whenever they eliminate
Elimation right,
Here come teh Johns of Justice
Flushing wrongs a-right

Spoken solemnly:
In every town there's a theater
Where woman wait in line,
While men go when they please
In a fraction of the time.
It's time for all to stand up
For those who can't sit down,
Here come the Johns of Jstice
Drivin' into town.

Here come the Johns of Justice
Leave that seat on down.

Spoken as the music fades out:
Just leave that old thing right
where it is, boys. Leave it down.
Got to do the right thing you
know. Just don't move it at all.
I told you. You don't know what its
like being a woman.

So sisters, let us unite in the lovlyness of this song, and leave those seats on doown.

(Am i the only one who envisions this to country music??)