The brain drain and other assorted puns are after me!!

Of all the times i actually do what i'm susposto, it takes me 6 hours! And i'm still not done either my CALM portfolio or my art. Both of which are due tomorrow.

Excuse me while i scream...
Ok, i feel better now. I bet everyone else in my house doesn't, but meh. What are they going to do? TAke my pumpkin yummy pie back? Well, its alreayd in my tumbly, so neither them nor the printer (as in the thingy that makes pretty pictures). It was making funny nosies when ever i put my now gone pumkin pie near it. And this isn['t the foirst time electronics have watched me. The tv watches me as i watch it, so when ever i get really excited or into a movie or show, it goes fuddley. And my old stero.When ever a good song came on, it went fuzzy. And it turned on by itself. Yep, my house is full of rebecca hating applicenses. I swear, its a message from some higher person (bill gates perhaps) that i should get new applicances. Thankfully, i am starting to listen, and our new washer, dryer and dish washer ( nonee bought by me), don't hate me!

There is some higher person, and this time i don't mean bill gates. Superman, perhaps....

Anyways, i am talking to mr.hoty. Am very happy, thoghu confused. Happy to also be talkngi to Blair, good buddy and all around supergirl (and no, i will NOT reviel her last name or super name!!)

Egnigma, heh heh heh. I love that word!! I leanred it off of a batman movie. Batman movies rock! I hva eleanred so much from them, and lets face it, Robins hot. Yummy. Not as hot as BLS, but no one really is.

Yah, i know i'm kinda jumping subjects, but after spending spoon only knows how long doing homework, i need a break.

And the whole spoon thing, well me and my friend aya are incerting randomized words to replace swears. We are trying to phase them out, as it is:

a) a very bad habit
b) many of our friends do not enjoy them

So, thats reson enough for me to stop. Or attempt to anyways.

ARROOOGAH!!!

Heh heh heh, Sorry, but funny and totaly awesome word. heh heh heh....

I love selfcontrol. Imagine what would happen if none of us had any? Life would be choas, and we'd be swimmnig in sperm and other gastly thingys. Which i refuse to elebrate on.

And who was the person who came up with flavored condums? Were they a genious, or just really sick and or board? And did they ever get any? I know thats a horrible thing to say, but just think about it. Why did they invent flavoured condums? Did they want mopre pleasure, or just something to suck?

And why do we have to write resumes? I mean, i know that to narrow down the job apilcates and all, but why can't we get a cool gizmo that'll do that? Wouldn't that be cool. You simply place the thingy on your head and they turn it on, and see if you fit any required cryteria. That way, no one could lie on their resumes and poeple would overall be happyer.

i lvoe books. Books books books. Romance, firction, fanitsy, mystery. I lvoe them all!! Even some nonfiction are good to. They take you somewhere else, and if you lay them down, they'll more likely then not stay where you left them. This of cousre brings us to a problem; remembering where you put them. And of course the same if with movies. You can watch them over and over again, just if you lsoe it, your in trouble. You can use both a lot of times and they are good. Hmm, books and moveis. Who would have thoguht?

MMM, pumpkin pie....

ANways, i must go. Homework awaits, and i might as well get it over with. TTyl