Guys, men and brothers
ok, guys are super confusing.
i just had a conversation with, as my good friend blair says, my LDS (little dutchie secret, aka crush) and i was completely confused. Were men placed on the earth just to confuse woman, or is there a more indepth look at it?
Now, let me fill you all in one my LDS. He is the sexyest thing since sliced bread, and i have started to give up hope that he may ever, in this mellium, ask me out. He's christen, which i don't mind, though now i have to cut back on my cussing. His sister is a bitch, as i have agreed with a dear friend of mine. He has lusious hair, that i just want to run my fingers through, time and time again. He is one of the few good guys in my grade, and attends my school. His locker is close to some friends of mine, so i can now linger at their lockers in hopes of oggling him. When a dear friend, andera found out, she started to tease me about him, calling him dream boat and love machiene. And, drat it all, he is.
He has an amazing butt, and he is just so cool. We talk on msn, thoguh we don't have any classes together. I live in etirnal hope, as its all i really have left. Maybe one day he'll wake up, see me, and jump me. I wouldn't mind, really. I think it'd be nice to go on a date, once, before i end grade 10, and at latest, grade 11, but i guess i'm pretty picky about that kind of stuff. I mean, i know some people don't start to date until they're about 19, but when i'm 19, i'll have finshed a year of univerity or collage, and that would kinda suck.
We also like the same music. One of my favorite bands, LIVE, no one has heard of. I am obsessed with one of their songs, When Dolphines Cry, and have looked for it for a long time. And one day, i was talking to him, and we got onto bands somehow (Don't ask. Our first ever msn convo was on religion for an hour) and he asked if i liked the song When Dolphines Cry, by LIVE. Is that cool or what? AS my friend aya would say, there are no coincecidencidence. I wish.
He has lusious hair. Have i mentioned that? And he has such a nice voice. I could listen to him talk for hours. Its not high and squeeky like alot of boys nowadays, but nice and low. Not super low or anything, but nice low. The name seems to be tainted though. Blairs LSD by the name (ironically the same as mine) turned out to be totally horrid. HE is a real asshole, and i say she dump him and move on. Alex (a friend who moved away) had a crush on a guy with the same name as well, and he turned out to be a major jerk. I seem to be the only one who's LSD isn't tainted, but that may because they dated them and then found out what asswipes they were.
Am very sad that i haven't dated him. Very sad. Thoguh dating isn't all its cracked up to me. Now, i've never gone on a date, but some of my friends have. They all turn out horrendiously, or almost all do, and then they feel bad when they get home. Some have very good dates, but some of their guys turn out to be total assholes, and then they ignore them. Tis sad, but it feels alot better after i kicked them...stupid boys. Thats what they were, boys not men, which is who my friends should be dating. They, the boys, need to be casterated, as aya says.
OH well, boys will be annoying, disgusting and gross. What cna you do? Go after men, of course. Now, i don't mean men are like, 20 or anything. A guy could be 111 years old, and still act like a boy. By man, i mean that they have reached a point in life when they are mature. Or mature enough. And, i persoanlly, find that attractive.
But enough about guys. Attempting to figure them out gives anyone a head ache. Probally even Willium, my frenchie gay friend. Tis a sweetie pie, that one.
Anywho, my brother is home, flew in from Vancouver for christmas. So now, the coulson family is back together for the holidays, and mother is somewhat chipper than usual. So that means she smiles and doesn't look like she's spitting nails or chewing something vile. Also, she seems somewhat happy, and she doesn't bitch as much. Tis an interestin change, and i don't know what to think of it. Its nice to see Chris thoguh. He has long hair now, and it looks pretty good. He's kinda silly, but he's super smart and is passing all his university courses with about an 80-90% average. Nothing below 80%, the bastered. He i get, usually, but thats becasue he's my brother, and i get to observe him more then most people. Or i did. Hes out of the house, running free. Drat him.
Well, i gtg. Every is back, and the compture is somewhat a source of life to us.
i just had a conversation with, as my good friend blair says, my LDS (little dutchie secret, aka crush) and i was completely confused. Were men placed on the earth just to confuse woman, or is there a more indepth look at it?
Now, let me fill you all in one my LDS. He is the sexyest thing since sliced bread, and i have started to give up hope that he may ever, in this mellium, ask me out. He's christen, which i don't mind, though now i have to cut back on my cussing. His sister is a bitch, as i have agreed with a dear friend of mine. He has lusious hair, that i just want to run my fingers through, time and time again. He is one of the few good guys in my grade, and attends my school. His locker is close to some friends of mine, so i can now linger at their lockers in hopes of oggling him. When a dear friend, andera found out, she started to tease me about him, calling him dream boat and love machiene. And, drat it all, he is.
He has an amazing butt, and he is just so cool. We talk on msn, thoguh we don't have any classes together. I live in etirnal hope, as its all i really have left. Maybe one day he'll wake up, see me, and jump me. I wouldn't mind, really. I think it'd be nice to go on a date, once, before i end grade 10, and at latest, grade 11, but i guess i'm pretty picky about that kind of stuff. I mean, i know some people don't start to date until they're about 19, but when i'm 19, i'll have finshed a year of univerity or collage, and that would kinda suck.
We also like the same music. One of my favorite bands, LIVE, no one has heard of. I am obsessed with one of their songs, When Dolphines Cry, and have looked for it for a long time. And one day, i was talking to him, and we got onto bands somehow (Don't ask. Our first ever msn convo was on religion for an hour) and he asked if i liked the song When Dolphines Cry, by LIVE. Is that cool or what? AS my friend aya would say, there are no coincecidencidence. I wish.
He has lusious hair. Have i mentioned that? And he has such a nice voice. I could listen to him talk for hours. Its not high and squeeky like alot of boys nowadays, but nice and low. Not super low or anything, but nice low. The name seems to be tainted though. Blairs LSD by the name (ironically the same as mine) turned out to be totally horrid. HE is a real asshole, and i say she dump him and move on. Alex (a friend who moved away) had a crush on a guy with the same name as well, and he turned out to be a major jerk. I seem to be the only one who's LSD isn't tainted, but that may because they dated them and then found out what asswipes they were.
Am very sad that i haven't dated him. Very sad. Thoguh dating isn't all its cracked up to me. Now, i've never gone on a date, but some of my friends have. They all turn out horrendiously, or almost all do, and then they feel bad when they get home. Some have very good dates, but some of their guys turn out to be total assholes, and then they ignore them. Tis sad, but it feels alot better after i kicked them...stupid boys. Thats what they were, boys not men, which is who my friends should be dating. They, the boys, need to be casterated, as aya says.
OH well, boys will be annoying, disgusting and gross. What cna you do? Go after men, of course. Now, i don't mean men are like, 20 or anything. A guy could be 111 years old, and still act like a boy. By man, i mean that they have reached a point in life when they are mature. Or mature enough. And, i persoanlly, find that attractive.
But enough about guys. Attempting to figure them out gives anyone a head ache. Probally even Willium, my frenchie gay friend. Tis a sweetie pie, that one.
Anywho, my brother is home, flew in from Vancouver for christmas. So now, the coulson family is back together for the holidays, and mother is somewhat chipper than usual. So that means she smiles and doesn't look like she's spitting nails or chewing something vile. Also, she seems somewhat happy, and she doesn't bitch as much. Tis an interestin change, and i don't know what to think of it. Its nice to see Chris thoguh. He has long hair now, and it looks pretty good. He's kinda silly, but he's super smart and is passing all his university courses with about an 80-90% average. Nothing below 80%, the bastered. He i get, usually, but thats becasue he's my brother, and i get to observe him more then most people. Or i did. Hes out of the house, running free. Drat him.
Well, i gtg. Every is back, and the compture is somewhat a source of life to us.
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