how to take over the world for dummies
ha ha, thats right, i've become a double poster!!!!!!!!!!!!
and wow, that is very bright....
well, i have come up with an economical plan to take over the world. Have actually had this plan for quiet some time, but now i will reviel it to the world, as well, i'm pretty sure that blair, darling, is the only one who is awesome enough to read my blog. Go girl. If someone not named blair is reading this, you must be awesome too!
anyways, back to the master plan. You see, you start out with a small company, a respectable company, and you sell locally. You either set up another company on the side, under a different name or you have a partner who operates it, and its frankly not respecatable at all. Soon, your non-respecatble company starts to get clients, and the profits go towards maining that company, and helping the respecatble company expand. Soon, you get some big time players at the non-respectable company, and then you find out little secrets about people. You use that to blackmail other shop keepers, until you have a monopoly going on. You continue to spread both compainies dominating where ever you go. AT least, the non-respectable company dominates. The respectable company can sawy desions of pther companies, as it will be powerful enough to do so. SOmewhat like walmart. Meanwhile, your non-respecatble company learns more and more about people and plans, and soon, has its fingers in pretty much everything, meanwhile being very careful about what its doing. Police, other law enforcemnet officers, judges, actors, politions, all sorts of powerful people are going there. And all the while, the respectable company is growing, and is just oh so wonderful. Connections are created, and it donates money to charities, and is just so great that no one would link the two companies. And so, they dominate markets with no one the wiser.
That is a master plan to take over the world.
and wow, that is very bright....
well, i have come up with an economical plan to take over the world. Have actually had this plan for quiet some time, but now i will reviel it to the world, as well, i'm pretty sure that blair, darling, is the only one who is awesome enough to read my blog. Go girl. If someone not named blair is reading this, you must be awesome too!
anyways, back to the master plan. You see, you start out with a small company, a respectable company, and you sell locally. You either set up another company on the side, under a different name or you have a partner who operates it, and its frankly not respecatable at all. Soon, your non-respecatble company starts to get clients, and the profits go towards maining that company, and helping the respecatble company expand. Soon, you get some big time players at the non-respectable company, and then you find out little secrets about people. You use that to blackmail other shop keepers, until you have a monopoly going on. You continue to spread both compainies dominating where ever you go. AT least, the non-respectable company dominates. The respectable company can sawy desions of pther companies, as it will be powerful enough to do so. SOmewhat like walmart. Meanwhile, your non-respecatble company learns more and more about people and plans, and soon, has its fingers in pretty much everything, meanwhile being very careful about what its doing. Police, other law enforcemnet officers, judges, actors, politions, all sorts of powerful people are going there. And all the while, the respectable company is growing, and is just oh so wonderful. Connections are created, and it donates money to charities, and is just so great that no one would link the two companies. And so, they dominate markets with no one the wiser.
That is a master plan to take over the world.
posted by dragon's voice at 3:36 PM
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